Event 1: High Jump



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Event 2: Coffee Run Hurdles



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Event 3: 10m Cannon Ball



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Event 4: The Wheel of Performance Enhancing Drugs



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Event 5: Office Bobsled



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Event 6: Man vs. Beast



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Rider: Edwyna Laughton

Horse: Vee

Training with Laughton Training and Sales (www.laughtontrainingandsales.com)

Farm: Iron Horse Equestrian in Burlington
(on No. 2 Sideroad between Tremaine and Appleby)




Event 7: The Crap Shoot



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Event 8: The Hammer Toss



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Event 9: Human Bowling



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Event 10: Compact Discus



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Metal Ceremony



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